Yellowman Fired By UDP Secretariat

Brain Yellowman Audinett - he was part of the UDP's losing slate in the municipal elections and it's a double loss for him - because he today lost his job!

Yellowman - who can only be described as a UDP soldier - was reportedly fired today from the party secretariat.

Yellowman is also a senior street captain in leader Shyne Barrow's Mesopotamia constituency - so we asked his party leader if he had fired Yellowman.

Barrow told us the matter was dead with by the airy secretary general - who we could not reach for comment.