Thieves Went For “Cheddar”; End Up With Velveeta!

Another burglary took place that same morning. This time the target was on the other side of the city. Around three yesterday morning the Santiago Castillo Limited Warehouse on the corner of Slaughterhouse and Freetown Road was also burglarized.

We were told that an undisclosed amount of merchandise - mainly Velveeta sliced cheese - was stolen from the warehouse but that the offices weren't ransacked and the safes appeared intact.

We were reliably informed that the point of entry was through the roof via the skylights. The warehouse was said to be equipped with surveillance cameras which the police are using to assist in their investigations.