UDP Hug Up, Will It Last?

In other political party news, the UDP's National PArty Council met on Saturday where, quote, "In the interest of Party Unity, the UDP NPC voted to endorse Patrick Faber as our Collet Standard Bearer."

So, Faber is back, and - in what might be called the Faber rules - everyone is under strict rules.

A resolutions says that any member of the UDP must, quote, "attend all Party press conferences, protests and other such public activities that demonstrate Party unity."

And anyone who doesn't? Well, that will result in immediate expulsion from the UDP by the NPC. Or, so says the resolution.