Machete War in the City

Two men are in the hospital tonight nursing chop wounds after they had a machete fight this morning. 33-year-old Gregory Williams and 25 year old Clive Arnold are both in stable condition at the KHMH. Our reports are the two got into an argument this morning over what we are told was a female. A machete was later introduced into the argument. Williams was chopped in his left hand and left eye while Arnold received chops to his left hand and left elbow.